jay turnbow: News

CD BABY now offers single songs for 99 cents<<<>>> Best,L&P/JT

"BFTBOLI"
An 11 song cd is now available
@ CD BABY

Due to his ineptitude as sales manager
and utter ineffectiveness @ P.R. work
the ghoul has been remanded to his
former position as Superintendent of
Interment (grave digger)....We apologize for any discomfort having
to look @ him may have caused !!!!!!

The Ghoul Friend has lowered MP-3 prices
on CD-s from $9.95
to $8 for the 12 re-
maining shopping days
'til Halloween........
Think Downloads
Best/jt

Listen to song length MP-3's on "Music"
of all six songs on "YO TURN" & download
here @ http://cdbaby.com/cd/turnbow6 or order cd.CD is $8 & MP-3's only $6...

Thanks for listening/Best/L&P/J.Turnbow
Easy "buy" buttons for this ep/"Out to
Launch",&"Out of the Woods" now in
"buy" section.>.<.^.~*$@#!YO!!!~~~
JAY TURNBOW: Yo Turn-EP

Site now up for handy MP-3 listens,
song rating & free downloads on 2(two)
songs.Also profile , blog with recent
info..........

Click http://cdbaby.com/all/jltcds4u to visit any JLT cd from "News" page

There is now a shopping cart in "Buy"
section of this site.It is on the lower
right just below the Album Price List.
To visit any of six album sites click
"Various Stages" on lower left of cart.
You can then click individual album
covers to visit album sites & listen to
sound clips,then "check out" @ Cart
on same page

BATTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Mark Twain once said Washington,DC,was the only insane asylum in the world that was run by the inmates.He meant the place was BATTZZZZZ! When Ben Franklin was asked what kind of government the convention had given the people,he replied,”A republic,if you can keep it’’.Obviously ,he had some reservations about the prospects thereof.We,the people,are charged with maintaining a proper balance between a necessarily strong central government and the preservation of individual liberty,or “skat-ing the razor’s edge”.Our system is a brilliantly conceived social,political,and economic imbroglio.The only problem is it assumes some semblance of integrity among the citizenry,and at least as much concern for the whole as for the self.Without trust there can be no commerce,only face to face barter,and thus more murder.Music & humor are two of our best legal coping mechanisms in an imperfect world.Even an avowed cynic like Kurt Vonnegut says music can not be “of man”.There is a lot of irony in life & events as they play out.”Battle of New Orleans” is one of my favorite songs by the late Johnny Horton.The irony of it is that the battle was fought Jan 8,1815,two weeks after a peace treaty had been signed on Dec 24,1814.The casualties were U.S. 71 to British 2,000 + ...Since war is like golf & low score wins,they went home,finally,until 1964.Then the Beatles invaded NY & took over rock& roll.Paybacks are hell ! A century earlier,in 1863 the army shot 1,000 draft rioters in NY.Seems they were PO’d because they did not have the $300 needed to “buy your way out of the draft”!!??#@%&$ Talk about “payola “! “Of course you’d have to say that facing off at 100 yards with .58 caliber muskets,single shot,Napoleonic style,was a bit BATTZZZZ ! No “Runnin & Hidin”,just shoot,load,& shoot again,if you’re lucky during the interim.I guess a year or two’s wages was small price to avoid such if you had it ! Mass Duel---BATTZZZZZ ! Is that why they say artillery BATTery ?? Politicians think “check” means flatten your rivals as in hockey so your cronies can “score” ill gotten gain with impunity.On balance,SORRY,the “razor “ is winning as in chop,chop,ol’ chap ! The only sufficiency in power lies in “just a little bit more”.Just like money,guitar amp volume,singers’ reverb,etc…..Oh ! Speaking of BATTZZZZZ, I almost forgot ! “Hey Waiter !” “I’ll have another of those nice fat brown ones all done up real crispy ! “ AAAAAhhhhh BATTZZZZZ ! L&P/JT bio on jay turnbow @ “out of the woods” page<http://cdbaby.com/cd/turnbow

http://cdbaby.com/cd/turnbow5 Listen to all 10 songs on music site...
click this link to download album for
$7.50 or to order in slim-line cd case
for $10 +shpg.....Thanks/JT

On song titles without a
music format shown beneath
title,a paragraph telling how
idea for song came about can be seen by clicking.The
titles with musical format can be listened to as shown
for free....Thanks/Happy
Listening.....JT

Single tracks from the "out of the woods"
are now available at GreatIndie Music
site for 99 cents per track downloaded.
Use PayPal to pay....go to" Links" &
click away....Thanks,L&P/JT

My brother Don,writer of
"Hipsville 29 B.C." & "Victim
of Circumstances" by Roy
Acuff,Jr. & Sparkles, (vice-versa), came
thru on way to Phoenix last
week & we visited & spent
some time critiquing each
others' works in progress.
Mutually beneficial we hope.More on re-release
of his tunes later...........

In addition to Christy's cari-
catures I've added Bino the
dinosaur by,J.Christopher
Turnbow,my son, to a photo
& since the printing of his
credit didn't scan well,it
deserves mention.In addi-
tion to being a computer
whiz & manager he is a prominent sculptor & art-
ist in the Houston area.
Check links for" zealfish"...

Caricatures used were done by Christy @ NASA,
Houston,TX>>>luv ya girl/JT